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This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!
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Experience a hole new level of cleanliness by giving your unit a thorough cleaning using this penis soap. The design features a one-size-fits-most hole you insert your penis into so you can receive an extensive and stimulating cleansing
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Hard drugs just became obsolete – introducing the world’s strongest coffee. Perfect for those extra busy days, this powerful roast is 200% stronger than regular blends and can keep you up for 3 days straight, as long as you don’t mind the occasional heart attack.
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Being hung like a horse is a curse few understand. Learn how to cope with your gargantuan gonzo with this helpful guide. It comes filled with prayers, daily affirmations, and thoughtful quotes to help manage day-to-day life with your magnum dong.
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