Make your dishes and baked goods more mouth-watering than ever by adding some spray-on pumpkin spice into the mix. This dry spice alternative spray features no chemical additives and can be sprayed on everything from pancakes to muffins to cookies.Check it out!
Cut down on your total daily hand washes by keeping your fingers from touching germ-infested public property with the germaphobe’s keychain. It allows you to quickly slip your fingers inside and avoid having to touch disgusting things like door handles and bus poles.Check it out!
Give your sad solitary life some meaning and joy by pouring your heart and soul into caring for your little Tamagotchi pet. Famed toymaker Bandai has re-released the Original Tamogatchi – only this time they’re half the size of the original!Check it out!
Transform your plain old human legs into a wonderful mermaid tail by wearing these mermaid fin socks. These vibrant polyester socks come emblazoned with an eye-catching graphic that creates the illusion of a lovely mermaid tail when you place your legs side by side.Check it out!
Give your straight locks some much needed volume without harming your hair by going to bed with these night time heat free hair curlers. Simply wrap your hair around these extra-absorbent, memory-foam core curlers to wake up with magnificent curls in the morning.Check it out!
Why settle for gold or silver when you can really make a statement by wearing this meteorite shavings wedding ring? Each ring is hand-made from aerospace-grade carbon fiber with meteorite shavings and blue and green opal inlays that make the ring pop.Check it out!
In today’s shallow app-driven dating scene chivalry is a rare trait. Show your sweetheart how much you appreciate the gentlemanly behavior and restraint he showed at the beginning of your relationship with this unsolicited dick pics card.Check it out!
Brace yourselves, winter is cumming! Based on the iconic Longclaw sword, this Gamed Of Thrones Long Shaft dildo is made from the highest quality Valyrian silicone rubber – unfortunately though it won’t be wielded by Jon Snow’s rugged yet capable hands.Check it out!
Get hot steamy lovin’ whenever the mood strikes by simply giving the “ring for sex” bells a few swings. This tiny red bell comes printed with the word “sex” on its provocative surface so that your indentured love servant knows just when to quench your sexual thirst.Check it out!
Stay warm and cozy on cold game days by wrapping yourself up in this cordless heated stadium blanket. This large blanket comes with a lightweight built-in battery pack that quickly heats up the blanket to temperatures of 110 degrees Fahrenheit.Check it out!